I hope you all had a fun 4th of July. To be honest I didn’t really do anything for the 4th this year. I always intend to buy a shitload of fireworks and blow some thrift store toys just all the way to Hell, but I never get around to it. I think it has something to do with the fact that they don’t really sell fireworks around here. I’d have to travel way out of town to get some real fireworks, plus I’m not 100% sure, but I think it’s kinda, sorta illegal just to set them off anyway. Besides, I live in an apartment complex, and I just know somebody’s gonna rat me out.